Hamster Attack

Today will be a day that will be remembered in infamy. My daughter, Morgan, was bitten by a hamster. Her one-year-old self could hardly take the pain. It was at that moment that she realized the folly of man and the foolish plight of all mankind--especially our redundancy. It was easy to see what she was trying to communicate to us through her tear stained eye. She hated life, and blamed every person for the tragedy that had befallen her. "Why," she probably murmured, "why, God, have you allowed this to happen to me?" The pain, the blood, the agony!